Jesus Christ you guys.
If you wish to make waffles from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
"I’m glad I had a daughter. Ever since my grandmother died, I’ve needed the female energy in my life. It’s good energy. I mean, when things go wrong, another man can tell you that everything is going to be OK. But not like a woman can."
but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian
I bet those two are couple now..
[shotguns a beer] [slams a hamburger] [hugs a football] [releases an eagle] yeah I guess we’re doing ok at soccer this year lol